New York, NY – Lourdes Navarro, mother of Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez held a press conference this week in order to “give a stern talking to” to the parents of several members of the New York media, after her son recently complained about the “rough” treatment he had received during several interviews. “Listen,” announced Ms. Navarro to the crowd of elderly parents, “it’s not that I’m saying you’re bad parents. I just think that our boys should really start getting along better. If you all knew some of the hurtful things your children were saying about my baby, well, I think you’d be shocked.”
Those parents who were present had mixed reactions. “Well I am just shocked,” said Glenda Greenberg, mother of ESPN’s Mike Greenberg. “To think that my Mikey would say these nasty things about that boy. Well, he’ll be washing his mouth out with soap as soon as I get my hands on him.”
Other parents, were less touched by Ms. Navarro’s plea. “Which one is her son again? Oh, is he the one that got the blond tips in his hair? Look, I’m a reasonable guy, but I’m not telling my kid that he has to play nicely-nicely just because this lady’s got a gay kid.”
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