Joe Horn Angry He Can No Longer Use National Tragedy To Mask Mediocre Receiving Skills

Atlanta, GA – In a recent interview, Joe Horn revealed that what most upset him about his recent release from the New Orleans Saints was not that he felt disrespected, but rather that he would no longer be able to use Hurricane Katrina to mask what has been a notable drop in his skills as a number one receiver. “Seriously,” remarked Horn, “this is going to suck. Before, I could get away with just being a nice guy, but now people are going to actually expect me to earn my contract as a receiver.” Horn did hold out hope for his future as an Atlanta Falcon, however, saying, “I mean, you never know. I’m not one to root for disasters, but all I’m saying is that Joe Horn could use a fire or something right about now.”